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officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

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rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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pintno:

Kneading, originally a behaviour that kittens needed to survive, is now a way for adult cats to show that they trust you and feel safe, and if you had a soft pelt like mom, you wouldn’t feel so much of the little knives.”

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adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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telescopical:

When an employer asks why I want a job with their company I kind of just want to just roll my eyes and be like “Well because you see I’m a rather large fan of money, I like it a lot, I need it for everything and I’m poor so basically this is where you come in.”

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